
Let me tell you about my day. As defined by cat calls.
This morning I decided I was going to start my week off right! I got up early and went to the gym so I could get that blood pumpin'! Now let me clarify something. I am not a cute work out kinda girl. I am the nasty greasy hair, bright red with weird white splotches on my face, and sweat stains galore! Not particularly attractive, correct? Correct.
I start my walk home to try and hike up the 5 floors after a work out (not fun), and I'm almost home. I can see my building clearly through the leafless trees, when a man pulls over and stops motioning me to wait a sec. Now this is what's going on in my mind, "umm okay maybe he needs directions...." While he apparently was thinking "I am gonna get this one." He proceeds to climb out of his car and walk over to me. And this is how it went:
Creepy Guy: Sorry about my appearance miss, but I've been driving around this neighborhood and... well you're just so gorgeous. You are the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, what's your name? *mumble mumble mumble*
Scared Maddie: um I just live up here. (notice the incoherency?)
CG: Oh well hello 'lives up here.' Now, beautiful, what do you like to do for fun?
SM: Hang out with my husband (wa-bam! flash the ring!)
CG: oh that's how it is? That's too bad honey...
SM: (cutting him off) uh huh... so bye.... (I start walking quickly away, praying that he doesn't follow me and thanking my lucky stars our street is a 10 block one way street)
CG: (fading in the distance) well my name is ... and if you ever want to hang out just...........
Now let me explain something more to you. This was before 9am. 9 AM in the freakin morning!! Are you kidding me?
My day then proceeded as follows.
10:20 am--walk from the subway to the office, man yells I'm beautiful with that long blonde hair of mine
1:15 pm--walk to the subway from the office to go on a visit, I am a bonita blanca
3:45 pm--walk through the subway station while listening to a little latino man mutter under his breath how I am the most beautiful woman he has ever met and how he just loooooves me
6:00 pm I climb out of the subway to walk home, "oooo blanca pinkie, such a pinkie blanca, oooo" (what does that even mean?!)
Thanks men of Harlem and Washington Heights for one uncomfortable validation of my apparent beauty after another.