Secondly. Are there any men out there reading this blog? If so I'd like to inform you that when sitting on a crowded subway and especially the ones with the annoying little seat things that are not big enough for everyone, you should really consider not spreading your legs and putting your knee halfway into my seat. Your cahones are NOT that big. You do NOT need that much room. Just because I sit like a lady doesn't mean I wouldn't like a little space too. So please be polite and kick yourself down a notch in the whose bigger contest.
Thirdly. I have a quandary (is that really how you spell it? That's what google told me to do anyway). As I placed my foot on the first stair on my climb to Mount Zion (our 5th floor walk up) I noticed something interesting. And by interesting I mean disgusting. What was it you ask? That would be a used condom. Now my problem is this. Did they do it on the stairs? Right there on the first floor? Because that's quite public and I don't see how that's possible. And if they did it on the stairs, how did they get comfy? Because our stairs are marble and I can't think of how they could ever be comfy. AND our stairs are rather disgusting. Think of all the people that walk up that first flight at least. That's a lot of shoes. And think of where shoes go in NYC. Not clean places that's where.
Anyways. I was just thinking... now I'm going to snuggle with Mr. Thomson. He has that sexy raspy voice from teaching all day. ; ) I like it a lot.
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Oh my Heck, Maddie. "your cahones are not that big" lol. You put such a smile on my face this morning. Almost big enough to chase away the fact that Winter seems to be giving us a taste of what is to come here in nyc. Not cute! See you tomorrow....yea for receptions and yea for the parentals being in town!
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